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14 Celebrity Bathroom Design “Trends” That Are Shocking, Mystifying, And Downright Flummoxing

14 Celebrity Bathroom Design “Trends” That Are Shocking, Mystifying, And Downright Flummoxing

In January, I watched every Architectural Digest Open Door home tour and ranked all 133 bathrooms from best to worst.

Elaine running out of a bathroom stall with a bunch of toilet paper

Elaine running out of a bathroom stall with a bunch of toilet paper

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Fifteen of those bathrooms stood out as particularly bizarre, and we need to talk about them. So, in no particular order, here are the 15 celebrity bathrooms with the weirdest design and most unsettling vibes:

1.Hilary Duff’s primary bath

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This is a very strange bathroom. It’s not ugly, but it’s so big that it almost feels like a different room entirely that just happens to have a tub, shower, and toilet in it. Like, who keeps a guitar in their bathroom?! Wouldn’t the humidity warp the wood??

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2.Sienna Miller’s guest house bathroom

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There’s such a thing as too cozy, and this is it. Sienna’s guest house bathroom is narrow, doorless, and windowed. I don’t even have claustrophobia, but this bathroom is pushing my limits. Given the option to use this bathroom, I’d have to pass. This looks like a place spiders live, and I just don’t possess the mental constitution to take that chance.

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3.Vanessa Hudgens’s primary bath

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Let’s keep the bad vibes rolling with Vanessa’s primary bathroom! This room has a very medieval vibe, aka a period of history known for the bubonic plague and essentially nonexistent plumbing. I can’t imagine how someone would’ve survived the past three years using a bathroom inspired by pandemic-core, but rich people don’t think like you and me.

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4.Tyrese Gibson’s primary bath

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Tyrese took the marble bathroom trend that became popular in recent years and said, “hold my beer.” Apparently, this bathroom has “marble from floor to ceiling” AND “marble curtains.” (!!!!!!????) No word on whether the toilet is also marble.

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5.Tommy Hilfiger’s primary bath

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Tommy is a man known for his taste, so I don’t know what went wrong here. Anyone using this thoroughly heinous bathroom would definitely catch their reflection on all this chrome — and that is NOT something you want to see from 12 different angles.

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6.Troye Sivan’s wine cellar-turned-bathroom

Troye Sivan in his bathroom

Troye’s former wine cellar-turned-bathroom takes the dark bathroom trend and makes it a thousand times more unsettling. I feel like a sinister cartoon bear would lure people into this bathroom under the guise of showing them a rare cask of Charmintillado and entomb them alive while they’re going number two.

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7.Zachary Quinto’s powder room

Zachary Quinto and his partner outside their powder room

Speaking of murderers…not only is this powder room way too dark, but Zachary also said he put a bunch of photos in there of people staring straight in the camera “so when you go in to pee, everybody’s looking at you.” And that’s some serial killer behavior right there.

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8.Kirsten Dunst’s primary bath

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Kirsten’s bathroom is less unsettling than Vanessa’s, but the bird and copper tub definitely make me think a witch used to live here. Unfortunately, extremely dark — verging on impractical — bathrooms seem to be a trend that celebrities have latched on to.

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9.Alessandra Ambrosio’s pool house bathroom

Alessandra Ambrosio outside her bathroom

Alessandra’s bathroom is fairly tame in comparison to some of her counterparts, but it’s bizarre nonetheless. For reasons completely unknown, Alessandra thought this bathroom would be the perfect place to display all the hats from her hat line. Weird. Hilarious. Frankly, I’m obsessed with this design choice.

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10.Zedd’s brother’s bathroom

Zedd in his brother's bathroom

This is an otherwise nice bathroom, but apparently, the blinds are set on a timer and go up at 7 a.m. and expose you to anyone who’s outside the window at the time. And that’s truly unhinged.

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11.Tommy Hilfiger’s guest bath

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Congratulations to Tommy for being the only person with two bathrooms on this list. I’m glad he toned down the chrome, but this design is so dizzying that I’d be genuinely worried that people would stumble around until eventually cracking their skull open on the counter.

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12.Cara Delevingne’s primary bath

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I LOVE the color scheme and layout of this bathroom, but can you even begin to imagine how cold that toilet must feel when you get up to pee in the middle of the night?! Or how hard it is to clean? Or how ugly it will be after a few years of rust?! This toilet will one day look like the Statue of Liberty — once a beautiful shade of copper that eventually fades into a teal monstrosity welcoming our tired, our poor, our huddled post-burrito dumps.

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13.G-Eazy’s studio bath

G-Eazy in his shower

Who decided that dark, moody bathrooms are in, and where can I dispose of their body? Because I hate this trend, I really do. We left cave living in our past many thousands of years ago. No human in 2023 should have to poop in the dark.

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14.Rita Ora’s literal en suite bathroom

Rita Ora in her bathroom

Rita is VERY excited about her full en suite bathroom that is mere inches away from her bed, separated only by a curtain. “This is the bathroom…in the same room!” Confoundingly, she exclaims this as if it’s terrific news and not something that would fully prevent every other living being from purchasing this home. But it’s like Countess Luann once said, “Money can’t buy you class…or well-designed bathrooms.”

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People Are Feeling Red-Faced And Downright Exposed After This Interior Designer Called Out 3 Of The Worst Ways To Decorate Your Home

People Are Feeling Red-Faced And Downright Exposed After This Interior Designer Called Out 3 Of The Worst Ways To Decorate Your Home

Bilal Rehman is a luxurious inside designer who has been in the business for 5 a long time. He is at this time the CEO and principal designer of Bilal Rehman Studio.

And Bilal just lately induced about 12.6 million folks to query their possess inside designing capabilities when he built this TikTok sharing three items that he vehemently believes can make your home seem inexpensive:

In his TikTok, Bilal shares “what to keep away from so your home will not appear like a piece of shit”: Gray FLOORING, Furnishings SETS, AND MASS-Developed WALL DECOR.

"Why do I feel seen?"

According to Bilal, grey wood floors are super generic, suck the lifetime out of any space you have, and devalue your space.

Screenshot from Bilal's TikTok

The next home decor no-no, says Bilal in his TikTok, is matching furnishings sets. “It does not sense collective, it won’t truly feel designer, it will not feel significant-finish.”

Bilal Rehman

And lastly, mass-created artwork from sites like HomeGoods can make your dwelling seem tacky. He suggests going to Etsy or a nearby artist to get exceptional parts.

Screenshot from Bilal's TikTok

As you can consider, persons were screaming, lol.

"I'm screaming"

Several of them at present living in just one of individuals not-so-luxury-created spots.

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BuzzFeed spoke to Bilal who instantly educated us that Gray Floors Had been Never ever IN Model!

Basic!!!!

“Builders, flats, and house flippers experimented with so difficult to encourage us all that gray floors ended up the new ‘it’ point and would make your area feel a lot more modern-day. I phone bullshit! For the same volume of dollars, there is a wide array of other flooring shades I would decide on primarily based on your personal design and style,” he said.

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So, if you happen to be wondering what types of flooring are in design and style, Bilal has some tips:

“Individually, if I were being creating a house from the ground up or renovating, I would select Negative Bitch Black* hardwood flooring! The black flooring provides speedy sex attraction to any place and is a great foundation for nearly anything you want to layer on leading of it. If black flooring isn’t your factor, I would 1st examine your individual design and what emotion you want to evoke in your dwelling. If you’re someone who would like your household to come to feel light and shiny, I would decide for a white-washed wood or a bleached oak. If wooden isn’t your factor, a lighter travertine, limestone, or white tile would be an similarly terrific option. For all those of you who have a far more traditional design and style, wood or tile flooring in the taupe, brown, or honey-colored loved ones would be a fantastic preference,” he explained.

*Lousy Bitch Black is just not a brand name of hardwood flooring (though I definitely desire it was), Bilal is just passionate about black flooring!

When it arrives to furniture sets, in many cases, what is most snug can also be the most unappealing design and style-smart. However, Bilal reassured us that with the innovation and advancement in the dwelling furnishings industry, it is now a lot easier to come across pieces that are both trendy and snug.

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“I would also never obtain home furnishings that is priced too superior to be true on-line as it under no circumstances life up to your anticipations or the pics. In its place, test to check out local classic outlets or suppliers close to you and spend consideration to the information on the household furniture — like the stitching, frame content, and material composition as these are speedy indicators of the high-quality amount of the piece,” he additional.

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Purchasing substantial, fashionable parts — like a soft-padded body bed — is not a excellent strategy both. “Traits in this market arrive and go like fashion, so before you know it, that huge investment decision you manufactured is heading to be past season’s news and you’re left with a really hard-to-cleanse, goes-with-nothing at all piece.”

Arrows pointing to different parts of a bedroom set

Bilal compares pairing furniture to developing the excellent outfit. “You want some thing that is cozy, practical, fashionable, and 1,000{61deb032f2f3cf43cd91e0a97f017aab274ddbb67b74a5b085bd003b9ac3cd96} you. Start off with your foundational pieces — like a bed, rug, or sofa — and perform your way up from there. Consider to pair the foundational goods with other contrasting pieces. For example, if you have a wood bed body, never use picket nightstands. Check out to mix elements and finishes to locate nightstands that are steel or glass and contrast the wooden on your bed body. Doing this will right away elevate your house and give you that curated designer glance,” he explained. You can see how he built his have lavatory with non-matching furniture sets in this article.

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One thing not mentioned in Bilal’s initial movie is rugs — which he feels are important to have in your space. However, Bilal cautioned, a rug that is too modest not only helps make your space appear smaller but it can cheapen the general appear. “When deciding on a rug, the even larger the far better. You want a rug that frames your place and provides you a large sufficient foundation for at the very least two legs of each furnishings piece to sit on it.”

Rhinestone just about anything is also a terrible vibe, in accordance to Bilal. “Your mattress, dining chairs, sofa, and dresser need to not all appear like you attacked them with a 2000s rhinestone gun! My previous suggestion is to Never ever Ever use lighting that is higher than 3500 on the Kelvin scale. Until you are a practising medical professional who is doing unlawful surgical procedures in your household, there is no excuse for your lights to be that powerful.”

Lastly, if employing an inside designer is unrealistic for you, Bilal recommends receiving inspiration from Pinterest. “Some final strategies to recall are: Classic suppliers are your buddy, cling your curtains from floor to ceiling (something shorter will just make your ceiling feel lessen), use a huge rug, Under no circumstances use overhead lights, and merchants like HomeGoods are hardly ever the spot to locate artwork when there are so a lot of talented neighborhood artists who place so a lot passion into their creations.”

If you might be searching for a one of a kind spot to store for house furnishings, Bilal Rehman Studio is formally opening its new headquarters and immersive shopping experience (Bilal Rehman Gallery) in Houston pretty shortly, and they are accepting new clientele for 2023. You can adhere to @bilalrehman on Instagram and @bilalrehmanstudio on TikTok for much more updates.